Some of you may know who I am.
You'd be a fool not to, i'm the coolest cat in my postcode.
My name is Tigger,
Owner of Kelly, renown trouble maker and absolute cutie pie.
I'm here to tell you how wonderful it would be to spend a day in the life of me!
Its 6:00am, I'm getting bored if this cat napping. Kelly looks happy sleeping, its her one day off, but I know she'd be much happier fussing me, so I woke her up.
My prefer method of waking her up is either walking over her, or my personal favourite: sitting in the door two meters away meowing until she wakes and gets out of bed to feed me. But today I licked her face instead.
6:08am: Bored of this fuss now. Back to sleep. Kelly can no longer sleep, she's keeping me awake. Sometimes I feel as though she is really selfish, i'll just stare at her until she gets the hint to keep the noise down.
I like to sleep on Kelly's bedside table best.
9:00am: Today's special is Chicken chunks in gravy, not quite lobster, but it will suffice.
12:00 midday: When my pet Kelly feels low, she grows plants to cheer herself up. (Weirdo, I know, but you have to love them all the same). I think it'd cheer her up even more if I eat these plants, she finds it so funny she turns really red! I ate her sunflowers this morning. They taste quite yummy actually.
I just don't understand why there is this plant next to my food bowl...
I show no interest in to make sure she understands its only her plants I like to eat.
Today she was so happy I ate her plants water came out of her eyes.
2:00pm: I spend most of my day lying around and sleeping, Looking this good requires a lot of beauty sleep.
I sleep all over the house, and and all funny positions to!
3:00pm: I find it hard being a cat, sometimes I stare out of the window and wonder about life, and confusing it can be...
4:00pm: My food bowl is now only half full, I keep meowing at Kelly to fill the bowl before I starve, but she cruelly ignores me. I'm worried I may not make the next two hours.
8:00pm: Its close to tea time now, Kelly has just come back from work, (my gourmet pet food doesn't pay for itself ya'no!) and she's look a bit tired and stressed. I thought it'd be really fun to play a game of hide and seek!
Since me and Kelly moved into this flat, I have only even been into the cold upstairs room once.
So what not a better place than hiding in the wardrobe up there.
She was looking for 45 minutes!
I won the game.
I won the game.
Kelly seemed a little upset until she found me, maybe she's a bad loser.
9:30pm: It takes a lot of effort to maintain a body shape like mine, I find the best excercise for my body is the use of my scratch post. It towns my paws AND my abs!
11:35pm: I've started another new game with Kelly to, every five minutes, I go to my litter box and scratch it continuously. I also scratch the wall next to it because I know how much Kelly likes painting. We counted 38 times yesterday. This game is really fun, but again, it seems to upset Kelly.
Maybe shes irritated she can't play along - yup, thanks definitely it. Especially at 4:55 in the morning.
Anyway, I'm off for some tea. I can hear Kelly has started cooking, so I want to make her feed me first.
I hope you enjoyed my day yesterday, and let my pet Kelly know if you'd like to hear more off me.